Hairspray

Written again in my early 20s based on someone I used to know who was obsessed with his hair! I turned the tables...

Hairspray:

Hair!
God I hate it!
It sticks out on all sides
And flops when you least need it!
No volume, no style,
Lifeless, dull, no spark at all.
Thank goodness for hairspray!
Bend it, shape it, any way you want -
Here's some variety at last!
Think Dusty, Elvis and Grease,
They had style and grace,
But too rigid sometimes,
Not good to put your fingers through!
Use it sparingly -
You'll soon get the look.
Maybe you'll be a dead ringer for love.
Or even a fashion guru.
Hairspray - useful for evening wear.
You glamour puss!
Men fall for you left, right and centre,
But you keep your aloof -
You know what you are.
No one can change it but you.